Wine Review: 19 Crimes Pinot Noir


19 Crimes Pinot Noir

Product of: Southeastern Australia

Price: $11.99

13.5% Alcohol

Garett: BIT-TER!  I’m far from a wine aficionado, though I plan on getting there.  But at the beginning of that journey, I will say that this wine is bitter.  Other than being bitter, it doesn’t have much taste.  I have tasted a few other wines and would rank this at the bottom.  I’m more of a muscadine guy.  The best thing about this wine is it goes along nicely with UB40’s “Red Red Wine.”

Grade: 1.5/5

Thanny: Well I am a wine aficionado, so let me break it down for you simpletons. I don’t know if it was because I was thirsty, but this wine went down pretty smooth. It honestly tasted a little watered down compared to other Pinot Noir’s that I’ve had. 19 Crimes was quite acidic, it tingled the tongue as if it was carbonated like a soda. The after taste is slightly bitter but not too bad. Overall it was decent. As you can probably tell I’m not actually a wine aficionado either.

Grade: 2.75/5.

Lebo: It’s watered down. It’s got a salty aftertaste. That’s it. But I don’t really care I just like racing and stuff.

Grade: 1.5/5

Beno: If your looking for a decent wine that won’t break the bank then 19 crimes is the wine for you. For $10 this wine will get you loose enough to commit the 20th crime.

Grade: 3.75/5